The Kingdom of Womble 13005 is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 4.67 billion Womble 13005ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.9%.

The strong Womble 13005ian economy, worth 193 trillion guilders a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 41,392 guilders, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 266,781 per year while the poor average 2,594, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 13005's national animal is the penguin, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Womble 13005 is ranked 240,466^th in the world and 14,196^th in Chicken overlords for Most Patriotic, with 3.19 flags saluted per person per day.